rexiv:

Melanism

(Reblogged from clodiuth-matrix)

My mom told me she `got the milk’

What she got was HER milk (skim, aka dishwater)

Not MY milk (2%, aka the divine equilibrium, blessed staple of every kitchen, vital companion to cookies and chocolate and bread and jam and all the little grains made to float suspended within its arms, etc)

I weep for this saddness. I weep.

“
Thirst drove me down to the water where I drank the moon’s reflection.
Rumi (via seabois)
(Reblogged from the-unknown-friend)
renkris: iClaudius by ~pxyzyzygy

renkris:

iClaudius by ~pxyzyzygy

(Reblogged from renkris)
ilikesilhouettes: Mechanical clock 6

ilikesilhouettes:

Mechanical clock 6

(Reblogged from clodiuth-matrix)

Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

greydawnbreaking:

  • Gorgeous couple is gorgeous
  • Rugged yet morally pure manliness
  • Epic Avengers Party Time
  • You two are going to be married
  • Dapper as fuck
  • And try to get them into compromising positions with each other
  • What he must go through to get child support
  • N’awwwwwwdgjdgshdkjhdfff
  • Because she’s a perv like that
  • ROFL because it’s true
  • Epic pole-dancing battle in The Avengers
  • Agent Coulson
  • Kitchens
  • It happens in my head; why should that mean it is not real?
  • Nothing but crying
  • Go hug him Thor

far away

inhuman companions

demarginalizing death

educated people being unintelligent

law of increasing awesomeness

I accidentally human instrumentality

scholarly blasphemy

hipsters gonna hipst

and a shoestring adorable

Electric Sheep

reverse sex jokes

existential angst

the sound of chocolate chips

inter-species affection

conquering the neighboring nation-states

undermining bogus paradigms

SO MANY WOOL

(Source: demonicrosebush)

(Reblogged from greydawnbreaking)

BYE GUYS I AM BEING SWEPT AWAY TO LUNCH BY MY AWESOME FRIEND WHO IS AWEOSME

She is basically human Ariel (Little Mermaid) who has developed a taste for (bad) zombie horror films

renkris: The Fair Ophelia by ~TheSunDothMove I am considering this a Faerie!Ophelia illustration for my weird weird Faerie!Ophelia verse in which (SPOILERS!) Ophelia is a Faerie/elf/other-type-being. Naturally, Hamlet was investigating into some curiosities regarding her nautre, under the guise of courtship, when he got distracted by his Ghost!Father. View high resolution

renkris:

The Fair Ophelia by ~TheSunDothMove

I am considering this a Faerie!Ophelia illustration for my weird weird Faerie!Ophelia verse in which (SPOILERS!) Ophelia is a Faerie/elf/other-type-being. Naturally, Hamlet was investigating into some curiosities regarding her nautre, under the guise of courtship, when he got distracted by his Ghost!Father.

(Reblogged from renkris)

OBLIGATORY TUESDAY POST

shotgunshutshiscakehole2:

(Reblogged from thelastpotterbender)
I had a sucky day and this picture makes me a little happier to be on this planet. (Yes, but does your planet have hypnotic cats in laundry machines?)

I had a sucky day and this picture makes me a little happier to be on this planet.

(Yes, but does your planet have hypnotic cats in laundry machines?)

(Source: catjpg)

(Reblogged from dontcrosscross)

My mind is an empty sieve, and my wings are the wings of death.

A Personal Failing: I Get Bored

So sometimes I get bored with music I love, characters I love, stories I love, food I love  … sometimes I wear things out. And it makes me sad, because I used to be able to appreciate this thing, and now I have somehow lost that capacity, and have no idea if I will ever get it back.

I understand that this is a normal and ‘human’ thing to do, but I interpret it as a personal failing.

So right now I can’t listen to any of my music, and I’m not interested in Hamlet. Which is frustrating, because I’m supposed to be working on some Hamlet stuff. jfdkasl;askfjsd. WHy do I not have access to an eternal spring of interest and inspiration? This is a major failing I need to go find something to be interested in right now.

thelastpotterbender: theawkwardstalker: deanisyourweakspot: maidofpasta: preciousguardian: hyper-active-psycho: djstriderswagg: angryfuckass: THE BLACK HOT CHETOES OR THE BLACK MANGO GATORAID WHAT? the gray salsa and chips lol wut Black Grape. Yup. Sounds epic. lol ((No Pants Apple. HAHAHAA)) Dark BlUe Stew. Okay than. Black Chicken now that just sounds racist. The Striped Potatoes well THE INVISIBLE DUMPLINGS well i think it’s cool The Dark Blue Coke Zeros. Not a weird as it could have been.  Blue Tea of Inquiry (or ‘Blue Ganmaicha’. Or ‘Blue Brown Rice Tea’, which just sounds dumb)

thelastpotterbender:

theawkwardstalker:

deanisyourweakspot:

maidofpasta:

preciousguardian:

hyper-active-psycho:

djstriderswagg:

angryfuckass:


THE BLACK HOT CHETOES

OR

THE BLACK MANGO GATORAID

WHAT?

the gray salsa and chips

lol wut

Black Grape. Yup. Sounds epic. lol

((No Pants Apple. HAHAHAA))

Dark BlUe Stew. Okay than.

Black Chicken

now that just sounds racist.

The Striped Potatoes

well

THE INVISIBLE DUMPLINGS

well i think it’s cool

The Dark Blue Coke Zeros. Not a weird as it could have been. 

Blue Tea of Inquiry

(or ‘Blue Ganmaicha’. Or ‘Blue Brown Rice Tea’, which just sounds dumb)

(Source: thunderjugs)

(Reblogged from thelastpotterbender)

petitetiaras:

Pocahontas makes a new friend.

(Reblogged from thelastpotterbender)

So today I went to a secondhand bookshop and read a book about dinosaurs for about an hour

this is blog-worthy because dinosaurs.